A Kiss on My Broken Heart

Happy Sappy Valentine's Day, the day where you watch everyone else celebrate love with their loves, and you watch the people you love get engaged to someone else. There are reports swirling that Michelle may be engaged to her longtime love, Mr. Friend, aka John Dineen. If this is true, I wish them all the best, but remain a mangled mass of feels as I realize I must release my beloved Fake TV Wife to another...I need a kiss on my broken heart. Or some more chocolate. And a Pity Valentine from Mrs. Patmore. Maybe I'll just jump the fence, getting men has always been easier anyways, oddly enough.